Carl's Life Story (UPDATED BY CARL HIMSELF):
It all started when Carl's parents met. His mother was a beautiful swan named Carla. One hot day, Carla was swimming along in Lake Mississippi when she ran into turtle named Charles. There was immediate chemistry between the two. They fell madly in love and got married in Tallapoosa, Alabama. The couple found a beautiful lake side house in a neighborhood named 'Little Tikes', perfect for a young pair ready to start a family.
Before long Carla was pregnant! Charles and Carla were astonished when she ended up having twin boys! They were only expecting one (Carl). They named the second baby Larc. As a child Larc was always the bad one, spitting up constantly and breaking things. Carl was quiet and had good behavior, quite the opposite of Larc. From the beginning Carl knew Larc was evil, but he was still his brother, so life when on...
Carl's Parents: (We only have portraits of them) Carla-left, Charles-right.
"Then something tragic happened..."
It was Carl (& Larc's) 10th Halloween. Carl was dressed as Superman and Larc (being as evil and stupid) dressed as The Joker-because we all know that The Joker is Batman's enemy.
Anyway, while Carl was out trick-or-treating with his friend Albert (the pig), Larc disappeared. Then something tragic happened...
Carl got home hours later with a bag full of sweets. He was very happy until he looked around his home. He got the feeling that something was wrong. His parents were not there! Only his evil twin was.
Larc stated that they had gone out to get more Halloween candy. So the two of them waited, but their parents never returned.
After that, Carl moved in with his best friend, Albert. Larc was also invited, but he mysteriously ran away the day before they moved in.
To this day Carl blames Larc for his parent's diappearance (I mean, who wouldn't!?)
In memory of his loving parents, Carl had a tattoo put on his face of his parent's favorite condiment, mustard. (That is what the yellow spot on Carl's face is).
Larc: (NOTE-Larc has a tattoo of ketchup on his face, his parent's least favorite condiment).
Carl's life went on without his parents (or Larc). Carl's friend Albert became his "brotha from anotha motha". So far, Albert and Carl have lived their lives to the fullest. They traveled all over the world, looking for the perfect home. And they found it in Connecticut, a beautiful state with four seasons and friendly people. Carl (along with his best friend Albert) regularly visit their old home in Alabama.
What about Larc, you ask? Well, Carl has gotten a few nasty letters from him with a return address labeled "Tibet". Carl researched his brother and Tibet, and found out that Larc has been trying to take over the Dalai Lama's position as ruler. Thank Gosh that he has not yet succeeded. Carl knows from his childhood that Larc has poor planning skills and bad timing when it comes to trying to take over something.


